Monday, May 4, 2009

Coolest Definitions of a Kiss

Prof .of Economics 

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply. 

Prof. Of Accountancy 

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. 

Prof. Of Algebra 

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. 

Prof. Of Geometry 

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. 

Prof. Of Physics 

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. 

Prof. Of Chemistry 

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. 

Prof. Of Zoology 

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. 

Prof. Of Physiology 

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. 

Prof. Of Dentistry 

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. 

Prof. Of Philosophy 

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. 

Prof. Of English 

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. 

Prof. Of Architecture 

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

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